mamoswineofficial:

*does a pushup* when will i become bara

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regalreeferprincess:

just roll me a blunt and call me princess. 

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  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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So my date didn’t go through today so I ate myself to filth and now I am suffering from the Itis like a motherfucker

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